If this young fellow appeared at your doorstep, you would gladly give him a fish to fry. Don’t bother teaching him how to fish, he clearly already knows — admittedly i forgot everything about fishing, but I still know it all about rocking a turtleneck: tucked in with a good belt, and keep that hair feathered and parted in the middle — even while deep in the woods fighting off renegade bears (really happened) and the other hand on the pressure pump on the vintage Coleman.
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Handy thing about being born with a “lazy guy” though I prefer the word astigmatism simply because it’s harder to spell, is you’re almost ready made for a costume. The stick on patches were more medically reliable from our youngsters fingers than the classic pirate look but, it’s always good for a chuckle. Sidenote: I surgery at 18 months old and glasses from then on out… Remember I told you I bought a few optometrist boats by now?
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Earlier on our journey, you met “tiger man” who was battling “lycra boy” for domination of the known solar system. Just in case you thought that interstellar warrior was a modern construct, evidence clearly shows I’d trained my whole life for that grand battle Evidently fresh from my surgery, the only fault in those blue eyes is that they’re red (and it’s not from the bottle this time).
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Blending in like a local in Jamaica with possible dreads tucked up in a while and Tam, obligatory futbol shirt and absolutely required shades. It must’ve worked as I appeared in a slightly different incarnation of this outfit in the lead story on the Jamaican national news on the day WestMoreland parish legalized cannabis.
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This one goes out to my fellow cannabis pioneers and activist as i sport a handmade set of 100% hemp overalls, and a Hempy’s “Baja explorer” had (have my own design manufactured by Albert Lewis who shares my birthday). Fresh off the Micronesian island of Guam, I’m flashing the backhand hang loose sign (forehand is for Hawaii) This was at Olympia hemp day circa 1996 at the Capitol dome – not long before I started production of the travel documentary HempenRoad… Of course now, Washington state has legalized cannabis for medicinal, recreational and industrial use. #Coincidence?
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A fully emblazoned and decorated campfire blanket makes any event funner! Fortunately mine was preserved by my dear mother in a box likely labelled “campfire blanket, Dave” waiting for a chance to rock it out, at this time at a Teagan and Sarah concert at Deerlake park. I figured when I met the lasses (which of course I did) they would swoon at my majestic cape.
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Well, you’ve seen me sport hemp overalls, and you’ve seen me roll a few smoking jacket, but you’re probably not even looking at me (Not as lusciously as J.P. is at least) as Mr. Maurice show some skin, Jordan shows a grin, and me, I’m just puffing my pipe wearing Chinese silk and a fine chapeau at the Gladstone Hotel ballroom – that night in Toronto… with the checkerboard skies
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What good is a camp fire blanket if there’s not a Cub Scout uniform underneath? You’ve heard of full patch Hells Angels, right? Well this is what a full patch Cub Scout looks like – pretty much the same thing… No doubt the Brownies were lining up for closer observation
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While most Bavarians prefer to drive a German made vehicle, what with the high quality engineering national pride, however this lederhosen clad lad chooses something a little bit more aggressive, a little more flashy to match those strappin pins and culturally appropriate black socks with brown leather shoes (italian for the sake of EU economic solidarity). No doubt that mighty beast has a cup holder for that delicious beverage.
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