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Post’d: Greetz from Elsewhere (postal dispatches, Dec. 2015) vol. 6

Greetz from Elsewhere: you can see Laughs
Greetz from Elsewhere: you can see Laughs

A rather large batch of handmade cards made from excerpts from my Fck Stats, Make Art dossiers (heroes and metaphors), scraps for poetry, and  pre-franked stamps from Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North), collaged on white stock, with personal (albeit cryptic) notes scribbled, and sent somewhat anonymously (with assistance from a friend) to unsuspecting folks who seemed in need of a little pick-me-up parable to remind they are remarkable and executing noteworthy import-ness.

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Greetz from Elsewhere: Re: Amsterdam canals – be sure to jot down the name (pencil and marker on paper)
Greetz from Elsewhere: Re: Amsterdam canals – be sure to jot down the name (pencil and marker on paper)

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Post’d: Greetz from Elsewhere (postal dispatches, Dec. 2015) vol. 5

Greetz from Elsewhere: Go further to explore interestingness
Greetz from Elsewhere: Go further to explore interestingness

A rather large batch of handmade cards made from excerpts from my Fck Stats, Make Art dossiers (heroes and metaphors), scraps for poetry, and  pre-franked stamps from Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North), collaged on white stock, with personal (albeit cryptic) notes scribbled, and sent somewhat anonymously (with assistance from a friend) to unsuspecting folks who seemed in need of a little pick-me-up parable to remind they are remarkable and executing noteworthy import-ness.

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Greetz from Elsewhere: My coordinates are my own but my sentiments are yours, with admirations and affection
Greetz from Elsewhere: My coordinates are my own but my sentiments are yours, with admirations and affection

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Post’d: Greetz from Elsewhere (postal dispatches, Dec. 2015) vol. 4

Greetz from Elsewhere: dossier of maps, legends and sentiments
Greetz from Elsewhere: dossier of maps, legends and sentiments

A rather large batch of handmade cards made from excerpts from my Fck Stats, Make Art dossiers (heroes and metaphors), scraps for poetry, and  pre-franked stamps from Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North), collaged on white stock, with personal (albeit cryptic) notes scribbled, and sent somewhat anonymously (with assistance from a friend) to unsuspecting folks who seemed in need of a little pick-me-up parable to remind they are remarkable and executing noteworthy import-ness.

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Greetz from Elsewhere: the simplicity of proper tools make large tasks so much simpler (Don't Get Precious)
Greetz from Elsewhere: the simplicity of proper tools make large tasks so much simpler (Don’t Get Precious)

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Post’d: Greetz from Elsewhere (postal dispatches, Dec. 2015) vol. 3

Greetz from Elsewhere: stamps from various places (decorative, rather than functional in this case)
Greetz from Elsewhere: stamps from various jurisdictions (decorative, rather than functional in this case)

A rather large batch of handmade cards made from excerpts from my Fck Stats, Make Art dossiers (heroes and metaphors), scraps for poetry, and  pre-franked stamps from Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North) and other jurisdictions, collaged on white stock, with personal (albeit cryptic) notes scribbled, and sent somewhat anonymously (with assistance from a friend) to unsuspecting folks who seemed in need of a little pick-me-up parable to remind they are remarkable and executing noteworthy import-ness.

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Greetz from Elsewhere: Reap Rewards - sometimes the bus take longer to arrive than planned. As such, ensure a comfy chair is nearby whilst you wait for ships, cars and future
Greetz from Elsewhere: Reap Rewards – sometimes the bus take longer to arrive than planned. As such, ensure a comfy chair is nearby whilst you wait for ships, cars and future

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Post’d: Greetz from Elsewhere (postal dispatches, Dec. 2015) vol. 2

Greetz from Elsewhere: Seas appear rough on tip - what with ripple waves and tides, but past a human depth belong, the sea is oblivious and chars in a different accord
Greetz from Elsewhere: Seas appear rough on tip – what with ripple waves and tides, but past a human depth belong, the sea is oblivious and chars in a different accord

A rather large batch of handmade cards made from excerpts from my Fck Stats, Make Art dossiers (heroes and metaphors), scraps for poetry, and  pre-franked stamps from Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North), collaged on white stock, with personal (albeit cryptic) notes scribbled, and sent somewhat anonymously (with assistance from a friend) to unsuspecting folks who seemed in need of a little pick-me-up parable to remind they are remarkable and executing noteworthy import-ness.

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Greetz from Elsewhere: Pulling the Strait (poem, inside card)
Greetz from Elsewhere: Pulling the Strait (poem, inside card)

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Post’d: Greetz from Elsewhere (postal dispatches, Dec. 2015) vol. 1

Greetz from Elsewhere: Mock / Ignore the Gatekeepers
Greetz from Elsewhere: Mock / Ignore the Gatekeepers

A rather large batch of handmade cards made from excerpts from my Fck Stats, Make Art dossiers (heroes and metaphors), scraps for poetry, and  pre-franked stamps from Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North), collaged on white stock, with personal (albeit cryptic) notes scribbled, and sent somewhat anonymously (with assistance from a friend) to unsuspecting folks who seemed in need of a little pick-me-up parable to remind they are remarkable and executing noteworthy import-ness.

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Exchanging foreign candies poem (inside card)
Exchanging foreign candies poem (inside card)

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The Internet is personal

The Internet is personal, not professional, not corporate, not to be controlled by self-professed “gurus”. Fck stats, make art.

Auspicious day

9 years ago today, I presented “fuck stats make art” to a full house at SXSW, scored hash brownies and MDMA in Austin, drank whiskey backstage with the black angels. 11 years ago, signed up for Twitter. Also brother Bob’s birthday.

These days, a challenge to just get out of bed for a cup of tea… I’m really trying to “move on”, find “acceptance” and “close the book on old life” but it sure the fck ain’t easy with such wild & fulfilling actions in my past

#thanksforlistening #nosympathy #freehugs #trying

“Fck Stats, Make Art” Talk Transcription (Northern Voice 2008)

Dave Olsen Reads Rousseau

What follows is transcription of a talk called “Fck Stats, Make Art” at Northern Voice, 2008 in Vancouver, BC. Original audio (record by Jay Stewart who is identified as Speaker 1 below) exists, as does a “round-up” of photos, tweets, artifacts, and so on. See “Consider Perusing” below.

Speaker 1: We’re at Northern Voice 2008 in Vancouver BC at the University of British Columbia Forestry Science Center and I’m about to record Dave O’s presentation.  What is the name of the presentation?

Speaker 2: Fuck Stats Make Art.

Speaker 1: Fuck Stats Make Art.  It’s going to be a little bit controversial because he’s going to give a call to up the ante on quality of stuff people are posting.  He’s like, “It doesn’t matter if people are looking, it matters if it’s good content, that’s more important.”

Speaker 2: Certainly good content comes first and then you really [inaudible 00:01:06].

Speaker 1: I don’t need to know when people’s cats are going to the bathroom.  I see a lot of that on Twitter and other sites and stuff, you know?

Announcer: So, it’s my pleasure to introduce one of my best friends here Dave Olson.  He also works with me at Raincity Studios and I’m really excited that you guys get to hear him talk today.  I think this talk would be quite a bit different from everything else that you hear at Northern Voice.

I dragged, Dave, kicking and screaming in the world of Google Analytics and I just didn’t get it, just like every moment I spent either looking at my viewers or attracting new ones is one less moment I’m writing or doing something else that I love.  So, I always respected that about him.

He’s a poet, a filmmaker, an author, photographer and many other awesome things.  Anyway, I’ll leave it up to him to go with the rest.  So, welcome to Fuck Stats Make Art.  

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Start-up Storytime at Giftbit

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Dave tells stories from the suitcase at Giftbit – art’d up by a lovely employee who’s name escapes me at this moment

In 2016, I presented a “Lunch and Learn” to the staff of Giftbit (formerly Kiind) about social marketing, culture building, community sparking, and start-up life – also managing events and improving copywriting and oh yeah, media relations.

In brief, I wrote out a batch of topics on paper cards, tossed them on the table and invited the assembled folks to choose. As such, the talk is spontaneous, fast-paced and offers a load of practical advice, interspersed with anecdotes from companies at which i toiled including Hootsuite, Elastic Path, Raincity Studios and various others endeavours.

Bring your own sushi for: Start-up Storytime at Giftbit Lunch and Learn (192k mp3, 1:23:13, 119MB)

Topics: 

  • Living on the isle of Guam and Dave’s first experience with the internet.
  • Startups and working for Hootsuite
  • Localization & competitive edge
  • Startup advice: Mouse & magnifier metaphor (Amplify brand, build assets, learn customer vocabulary)
  • Tips on creating a media kit
  • Working with the media
  • International markets
  • The power of the inexpensive video
  • One hug at a time
  • How to deal with crisis
  • Customer Stories
  • Different solutions for different audiences (Japan uses cash,
  • Indonesia smart phone user density)
  • Events not sucking
  • SXSW and swag
  • Fuck stats make art
  • Be your own user
  • Fostering a strong company culture
  • Thanks for sushi

Notes:

A staff member recorded the talk, edited out some bits and glued it together, plus created this wonderful graphic art piece of me in action.

I am no longer an employee of Hootsuite and this talk was done as “me” not as “me from Hootsuite” and does not reflect official company point-of-view etc. Govern yourself accordingly.

I am on advisory board of Giftbit and own some shares. Was also compensated with sushi for the talk.

Also: yes, there are “cuss words”, several.

PS Some of the clips exist on Giftbit’s Soundcloud channel, specifically:

Of yeah, Giftbit is:

Giftbit is reimagining digital gift cards.

Our platform and infrastructure makes digital gift cards more cost effective, simple, and smart.

As a B2B marketplace for selling, sending, and purchasing digital gift cards, we deliver fully-branded, trackable digital gift cards that allow you to send incentives and rewards by email or by a unique link to a recipient. For all gift cards that go unclaimed, funds are returned to your account.